PS i forgot

everybody at this school actually dresses up for school...

like at least half of the girls i saw today were wearing high heels. and if not high heels at least really nice shirts or dresses or something. like i just felt like a bum.

this freshman kid in my speech class started talking to me and he was prety nice. he asked if i'd be his friend when he found out i could drive hahha.

and while we were talking he was like "wow you're so laid back. it's cool" and i was like uhh okay? are other people not?

i was just talking and being normal hahaha

maybe it's from growing up in hippie town...

soooo

i forgot to tell you this. my yearbook teacher today was talking about the yearbook rules and it was like "computers are your friend"

and she goes "they are your friend. you do not hit them. you can scream at them and apologize later. like i have been really ticked off at facebook lately, because farmville is not working, and i really need to harvest my crops! I MEAN, DON'T THESE PEOPLE KNOW THAT I HAVE COWS TO MILK?!"

i was laughing soooo hard it made me think of your mom. she's one of those angry people that's just hilarious ahhaha

she kept saying she would kill us about certain things.

"if you don't have your page done by it's deadline...I will kill you."

"if you get in trouble while wearing your yearbook badge...I will kill you. and bury your body out north of [insert small town near here that i didn't hear what she said] because i have land out there. lots of it. so be careful"

and the pipe cleaner part i thought was sweet too hahah

umm yeah. i ate lunch in a cafeteria today with lots of other kids. I felt like i was in a movie where there are actual like multiple places to get food in the cafeteria and stuff. and it was alright tasting but i think i'm gonna start packing a lunch.

but they sell like dessert type stuff there and chips and stuff and i was like whaaaat we got all that taken away. like not even healthy chips i ate funyuns with my lunch.

and the bell is an actual like bell noise not a beep beep noise.
it's like a for real bell like in the movies and i was like WHOA

umm yeah and some girls in my ap class were not prepared for ap they were freaking out about like everything. after alderman though i think i can handle ap.

at least i feel like i'll be better prepared for the ap tests here.

and since i'm taking ap english 3 & ap english 4 next year if i pass the ap tests at the end of both i will have finished my freshman english credits for college which is cool.

umm yeah. i'll tell you about tomorrwo too. i mostly just posted this to tell you about farmville :)

ooga booga

rose cullen? how weird

HI ELSA

have fun seeing demetri martin tonight or tomorrow or whenever that is.

oooh that sucks. well at least it's not that hard to get up to portland so you can go again when you do get money.

HECK YES i got cool stuff.

i went to forever 21 and got a unicorn shirt and a gray dress, then i went to delia's and got 2 pairs of jeans, then i went to urban outfitters and got a sweet tube top and a shirt with a tiger that heather got a matching one of and some sweet gray boots with buttons on them that are normally 88 but i got them for 48 and they are awesome. and the coolest gay guy ever rang me up and he told me i got those stickers and i go "that's sweet" and he said "that's what i said....that's what she said!" and then started making jokes about stuff and then told me my boots weren't vegan and my mom was like "oh i'm vegan" and he was like OMG ARE YOU REALLY?! and starts like freaking out and idk he was funny i wanted to be his best friend so bad.

adn then i went to macy's and got sweet tights and another dress
soo yeah cool stuff yes

i need shoes still...whatever it 's cool

idk what to wear for my first day of school! i'm thinking maybe unicorn shirt. or is that like "oh look at the weird girl in the unicorn shirt?"

i don't knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

gargle gargle

hiii
i don't know what i'm going to tell you that i didn't already tell you on the phone

i'm so tired

heather texted me at like 10 and woke me up hahah

i was sleepy

i don't know how i'm going to wake up at 6 for school on monday. i might die. this is excruciating

i'm going to a movie tonight with heather and her friends. apparently we're seeing GI joe because it has channing tatum in it. i'm pretty sure i'm alright with that

if i'm thinking of the right guy anyway haha i'm too lazy to look it up

i had to look through a billion family photos because my mom wants me to make a collage thing for my grandpa who is still in the hospital so he has something to look at

dakjfkladsf i'll write more later i have nothing to talk about ahhaha

love you!

this reminded me of your mom

Today, my husband and I were having sex, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML


i laughed so hard i was like AMANDA

i'll write more later i'm sitting on the couch with my parents and i think my typing will annoy them

MY LEGS ITCH

it's all i can even think right now hahaha

ummm yes. yes yes yes.

i don't know what i'm talking about i don't remember

YAY SONG i wish i was there too. or taht you could be here. you should come here for labor day weekend. DOOOO IT

umm so yeah. i don't remember the things yo uwrote about not gonna lie

but yes today i hung out with heather again we went to the mall and astore called rue 21 which reminds me of charlotte russe. i bought a 3 dollar shirt. it's pretty nice. then we went to miles' house again so she could see good looking boy who's name is elijah. we just hung out there and i felt really awkward the whole time because i like them all and iw ant to talk to them and stuff but idk what to talk about. they all know everyone and talk about people and stuff but i don't know those people so i have nothing to say so i come off as awkward and quiet when i'm not i just don't know what to say to them.

but it's better than sitting around doing nothing.


i'm going to the lake tomorrow it's like an hour away and my whole entire extended family is going pretty much. but i still think it'll be fun i like the lake and hopefully i can get a tan!

everyone here is like mega tan i feel sooo white. and i said that i am considered pretty tan in eugene and everybody was like whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

they make me feel white and fat hahaha

umm oooh i forgot to tell you they play a game called car tag which sounds scary but it's not. they go and park somewhere in town and hide and text the other peole that are playing things taht are near them and they have to go looking for them. more like car hide and seek but they call it car tag haha.

so this is what small town kids do.

i'm pretty sure htey don't party they all go to church and stuff. i'm not sure if i'm allowed to cuss around them so i haven't

but they all seem pretty cool

and i went to go see a play of beauty and the beast i liked it it was cute.

but the most annoying little girl sat behind me and she kept talking and i was like shutttt up and she asked if my cousin was my daughter (who is 6!!!) and kept asking people quetions in line for the bathroom like "oh can your little girl go to the bathroom by herself? does she know how to wipe and lock the door and flush?" and then she was asking some other lady about her kids whhile the lady was trying to break up their fight. and she kept talking really loudly in the middle of the play like "belle" was crying and she goes I KNOW SHE'S FAKING IT

it was sooo dumb that makes me never want to have sex in case i create a little monster like that


I LOVE YOUU

itchy elbow chicken tea

nennnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaa i'm so excited you wrote me a blog
i'm sorry you don't get to do anything cool at camp but at least it's not too bad.


wow i wish i had been there to fully appreciate how magical that outfit sounds.
you should've taken pictures for me

so i went to register for school this morning and we did my schedule and i totally got so mad and was like crying becuase texas has totally different graduation requirement stuff and oregon is like retarded in school area so it was all screwed up. and i'm not getting credit for some stuff maybe in the area i took it in which i'll tell you about in just a sec

but i have 5 periods a day, and they do A day and B day so i have 8 different classes because 1st/6th and 5/10th are the same everyday because they are only 50 minute classes and the other 3 are like an hour and a half? kinda hard to follow so i hope you got that

so i have speech, ap us history, ap english 3, yearbook (not sure i'm in that for sure but hopefully) and soccer on A day, then on B day i have speech, art 1, chemistry, pre ap pre calculus, and soccer

and those go year round besides speech changes to psychology second semester which i am excited to take. i met the teacher today at the grocery store with the people i was with he seemed cool and they all like love him i guess

but next year i only really need 4 or 5 more classes but they don't do free periods as seniors...but i can be on the work program so i can leave to go to work which would be better than filling up my schedule with classes i don't need

buttt yes i might not get credit for science foundations cause here instead of just being like "you need 4 science credits" they specify that you need to take biology, chemistry, physics, and another lab based class and science foundations doesn't work i fi want to do the distingushed achievement graduation plan which i wanted to do but they said that most colleges outside of texas won't really look at that and even the ones in texas look more at if you are taking rigorous courses and your grades so i guess it's not a big deal.

and they have to contact monroe to get proof i took algebra as a middle schooler cause i have to have that, and also same with spanish 1 because this shool doesn't go up to spanish 4 which i think is retarded because mexico is RIGHT FREAKING THERE

and they won't count my art credits as art credits because i never had a full year (or full credit) of the same subject i took little bits of many things because i thought i would be able to do a consecutive art class later but noo i guess not

but uh yeah i want to tell you about my day today too...so i'm going to so just get over how long this blog is. you can take a break if you need to.

go ahead. go pee. get your popcorn. tighten your lifejacket

so my cousin gave me the phone number of her best friend's little sister who is a senior. her name is heather. i've been texting her adn she invited me to hang out at her friend's house and swim today

i get there and her and her friend Reba decide they want to go down the street to this guy named miles' house while they wait for football pictures. so i drive them down there (I DROVE PEOPLE) and we hung out at his house for a little bit. there was a guy who was a more muscular version of joey nagler and he was pretty cuute. he has a thing with heather though they were all cutesy. then we went to reba's and swam cause she has a pool.

then reba decided that she just had to have some cake so we drove to united (the grocery store) and their friend kayla showed up. she looks like louise to me but she was soo sweet i liked her. and then we left in kayla's car and went to the pool cause it was teen night and they are life guards so they wanted to stop by and then another life guard kicked us out cause she didn't wanna get in trouble.

so we went across the street to the park and ate cake there. then they decided they wanted tea so we headed to chicken express cause you get a huge tea for a dollar but we stopped at mazzio's which is an italian restaurant and talked to this girl named riley who works there. and then like 20 people ended up coming cause they were all texting so people would be lik e"oh we'll sotp by" and then we're just sitting there with like 20 people in a restaurant that isn't even open so i'm like alright

and then we leave reba for some reason to go get tea and then go abck to reba's and like there are 8 other peole there and we all go swimming and idk it was cool. most of hte guys didn't really talk to me much besides this one named isaaih (eye-zay-uh) idk how to spell that but yeah. idk i had to be home by 11 though so i left.

but uh yeah it was an interesting day and i've been up since 7 and it's almost midnight so i think i am going to go to bed

i apologize for teh MASSIVE blog but i did a lot today

LOVE YOU BUSHELS AND BASKETS AND BARRELS

PS TODAY I SAW A KID WEARING A FULL BLACK OUTFIT WITH STUDS, COMBAT BOOTS AND A CAPE. AND IT WAS 95 OUT TODAY.

just thought you should know

k love you